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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Monday, November 03, 2025 23:48:39
    George,


    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.
    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".
    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags".

    Or:
    Soldier: "Did you see that ol' cobra head staring out at you?"
    She: "I only saw a dead bird sitting on a saggy nest."

    That, too. <G>

    Daryl

    ... I got angry at an Italian chef, gave him a pizza my mind.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 14:35:24
    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.
    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".
    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags".

    Sounds like this old granny in 1973 who wanted to be part of a motorcycle club.

    She went up to the leader of the local HAMC chapter and said she wanted to join. He began asking her the customary questions.

    "Okay, Ma'am, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

    She thought, then replied, brow furled, "No, I haven't, but I've been swung around by the t*ts!"

    That one has always got a guffaw out of me for some reason, ever since I first heard it back in 73!

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